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The eye of the hurricane



The eye of the hurricane

There I was, in front of my console's reliable high-definition screen, completely absorbed by what was parading before my eyes...(SHRRRRRR-VROOOOM-KRRRR-SHHHHH!!!)

On one side, rendered with astonishing clarity, stood a figure with voluptuous curves and skin so white it seemed to glow with its own light.

Eh.... You want more details...?

... Well, sure, why not.

Let's see, she had an expression of permanent sleepiness, as if she had just awakened from an eternal slumber, and her bluish-black hair was so long that it moved behind her like a mantle of dense darkness, flowing with an ethereal smoothness.

Moreover, her irises, of a pale and misty blue, gave her a profound gaze that seemed to lose itself in infinity!

(FRRRR-BOOOOOMSHHH!!)

On top of that, she wears an elegant gala dress made of midnight blue silk, which is cinched by an intricate lattice of black thorns that runs across her torso and coils delicately around her shoulders.

(SHHHHHIIIIIIIII-UUUU-VRRRRR-BOOOOM!!!!)

But that’s not all, for her sleeves, formed by a solid mist that defies physics, fell languidly with every one of her movements!

Indeed, you're probably thinking right now... Isn't she a beauty?

To which I'll respond... Well, obviously she is. I mean, it's impossible to ignore a design of such magnitude.

(VROOOOOOO-GZZZZZZZT-TCH-TCH-TCH!!!)

However, the spectacle didn't end there, because clashing head-on against that mysterious figure was another one that had absolutely nothing to envy in terms of presence and beauty.

«Ugly».

So, without further ado, from the other side of the corner, delivering a nuclear slash to her rival and landing a right hook—insult included—stands the challenger!

(GRRRRR-RR-NNNNGG-FWAAAAA!!!)

She possesses translucent porcelain skin that seems to glow under the intensity of the battle, and features of such perfect symmetry they appear almost unreal. Her hair is an intense, luminous crimson that emits constant purple sparks, flowing with an ethereal movement that sheds small particles of pure energy with every shake.

(WWUUUUOOOMMM—...—KR-KR-KRRIIIIIIIIII!!!)

Her eyes burn with indomable passion, with irises of a vibrant, deep crimson that seem to devour the screen!!

(BWAAAAAA-HROOOOOMMM-GZZZZT!!!!)

With all of you, wearing an obsidian corset with delicate gold filigree, complemented by layers of translucent silk in gradients of red and black that wrap around her silhouette with fluid and constant agitation, it is... Raina!

«Stupid».

Oh, what is this?!

(VROOOOOOO-GZZZZZZZT-TCH-TCH-TCH!!!)

It seems that, without being intimidated by the insult and Raina's continuous attacks, the mysterious contender responds! With a gothic and decadent beauty similar to that of a fallen princess, she trades one insult for another while the ivy sprouting around her thrashes violently, blocking the blows only to immediately lash out at Raina with implacable force.

(VRRRRRRRRRR-ZZZZZZZZ-KKK-KRAAAAAAAA!!)

However, Raina doesn't lag behind and responds immediately, pulling a nearby mountain that slams head-on into the calm princess in a titanic collision!

(BOOOOOOM!! — ZAP!!)

Good heavens! Now, from every possible direction, thorny ivy vines writhe in the air like living whips, launching fierce attacks and simultaneously firing bursts of thorns that act as deadly projectiles!

Truly a rain of death!!

(SHHHH-SHHHH-SHHHH!)

But Raina didn't come here to be a victim! With a hand movement charged with authority, she forces a psychic barrier through her telekinesis, coating herself like an invisible armor, only to immediately raise a colossal wall by ripping the ground up by its roots with a deafening roar.

(KRA-AAAAA-CK!! — BOOOOM!!)

The impact is absolute! Both the barrier and the wall are destroyed in an explosion of debris, leaving behind a dense cloud of dust that covers the entire battle stage.

Aren't you getting a bit too excited?

... Hahaha... No, no, don't worry... Or is it not just your imagination?

Ahem, but putting that aside... look at that! In the middle of the grayish mist, a psychic aura of violent crimson begins to glow with a terrifying intensity!

(VROOOOO-VROOOOO-VROOOOO!)

The very space seems to contract from the pressure!!

But what is Raina doing, you might ask?

Well, dear reader, Raina uses her telekinesis to nullify the distance and, with an irresistible gravitational pull, the gothic princess is dragged toward her, unable to do anything to prevent it.

«Idiot!»

And clenching her fist along with an insult, they find themselves face to face...!

(ZAS!!!)

The blow connects!!

(STCH-STCH-STCH!! — KRASH!!)

As a result, the princess is sent flying through several buildings on the stage like a mere ragdoll!

(KRA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA!!)

However, just when one thought Raina had the victory in her pocket, millions of vines sprouted from the smoking debris, covering the stage like an unstoppable plague.

(SHHHHHIIIIIIII-ZZZZZT!!)

In response, Raina raises her hand, preparing to eradicate the weeds with a single thought, but...!

«Trash».

Behind her, as if space itself had folded, a solitary vine emerges from which an eerily beautiful flower bud sprouts?!

(SLAP!)

And in a blink, the bud opens to reveal the gothic princess, who, with absolute calm, hurls an insult dripping with total indifference.

(ZAAAAAAAAS!!!)

Thus connecting a direct slap that sends Raina flying like a projectile, crashing into a skyscraper and tearing through floor after floor in an ascending trajectory of pure destruction!

(CRASH-CRASH-CRASH-BOOOOM!!)

However, if you thought Raina was going to sit idly by, it's because you underestimate the level of crafting, sweat, tears, and blood I poured into the continuous path of relentless optimization. (pride)

(FWOOOOOOOOOSH-BRRRRRRR-BOOM!!)

So, with a movement of pure rage, Raina, using her pyrokinesis, set what remained of the skyscraper ablaze, lifting it into the sky with psychokinesis and launching it like a burning meteor against her rival!

(STCH-STCH-STCH-STCH!!)

But the princess, unfazed and without moving even a single centimeter from her position, releases her vines, which begin to zigzag through the air with terrifying speed and precision, piercing the flaming structure from almost every imaginable angle, intertwining and squeezing with such force that, in mid-advance, they turn the entire skyscraper into nothing but dust and ash before it can touch her.

(SHHHHH-SHUUUUU!!)

After that display of pyrotechnics and destructive botany, the stage is left in a deathly silence, charged with a static that makes the skin crawl.

(KRA-BOOOOOOOOM!!!)

... Nonetheless, the silence is broken by both combatants facing one another in the midst of absolute desolation, staring each other down.

"...."

"..."

There are no more insults, no more screams; only a tense calm that precedes total disaster.

(ZAS-PAM!!!)

Wait, what?! They hit each other at the same time?!

That’s right, dear reader... in a perfect and brutal synchrony, Raina throws an energy-charged punch while the princess responds with a lightning-fast slap.

(VROOOOOOO-GZZZZZZZT-TCH-TCH-TCH!!!)

As a result, the clash of forces is so massive that it generates a roar, sending them flying in opposite directions like falling stars crashing into the debris of the dilapidated city!

".... Haaa."

... OK... Well, after seeing all this... I think it's time to face reality by turning the volume down a bit...

"Okay... all right... let's admit it already."

How the hell did we get to this?!

"It's time to stop escaping reality for a moment and ask myself the million-dollar question: How on earth did we end up like this?!"

Now I have no choice but to rub my face, trying to process the chain of events that led me to this dead end.

My original plan was simple, almost boring: a short, routine trip to farm the necessary materials and obtain the character Mayuri. Something quiet, something 'touristic.' But no, of course it couldn't be like that.

"First, the outing turned into a high-level raid against Raina for reasons I still don't quite understand... Then, out of nowhere, the 'Sin Raid Event' activated ahead of schedule, breaking the entire season's roadmap! And as if that wasn't enough to stress me out, Raina entered her 'Muchikin Time' mode, only for everything to end up degenerating into this apocalyptic-scale boss battle."

Yep, the more I say it out loud, the less sense it makes...

"...."

But well... let's try to stay positive... I say, looking back at the screen where the stage is literally going to hell between psychic explosions and mutant jungles sprouting from the debris...

"It's a total disaster!"

Unfortunately, I have nothing to defend myself with.

(SLAP!!)

Alright, concentrate, Mireya! Stop looking away for a minute... Face the present, even if it hurts! (determination)

"..."

With that said, I let go of the console, feeling the heat of the battery leave my hands, and I finally dared to look up with hollow eyes, prepared for the worst.

"We swear our eternal gratitude to you!"

""""WE SWEAR IT!!""""

There, stretching across the forest clearing, was an army.

.... Yep, you didn't hear wrong; it’s a damn army. But not an army of soldiers or monsters, but a multitude of women of all ages who, for some reason beyond my understanding, were mostly naked.

Frankly, there were hundreds of figures kneeling in a deathly silence, swearing loyalty with absolute devotion to... Goldie?

("!!")

Indeed, the little golden straw doll was posing heroically with boundless pride, as if she had just conquered an entire continent all by herself.

"... Well... I'm not sure what happened... But it seems Goldie did a good job..."

Watching her move with extreme care and delicacy while comforting a woman who, by her appearance, seemed to be a high school girl plunged into heartbreak, there is likely a reason for this situation... Yep, with that said... let's move on to the next problem...

(Clink! — Tap!)

Next, I shifted my gaze toward Silver, who on the other hand seemed to be the living image of existential confusion.

("What are they doing?")

The small silver armor, Silver, stood there, static, observing the two stone statues with bewilderment.

(Mmmgh... vrrr-haaa... sss-ahhh!!)

But they were no longer inert ornaments; for some reason that defied all natural law, those marble women were moving, writhing with a stony vitality that was unsettling.

(Krrr-ack... h-haaa...!! )

And judging by the... sounds...? emanating from them—like a familiar mix of agony and frustration, as if they were in deep dissatisfaction—they twisted in a desperation that made the stone creak with every spasm.

"....."

Well, I understand less and less every second, so for the sake of my mitigated mental health, I looked down at my sides, hoping to find the "ergonomic" support of the self-proclaimed priestesses...

"Zzz... Mmm... Zzz..."

"... Hehehe... Zzz... Zz~"

However, both were asleep—or rather, completely unconscious and sprawled on the forest floor with expressions of absolute peace.

"Achoo!"

Meanwhile, the prime suspect, Flora—sitting on my lap after fluttering over them for a while—continued sneezing a cloud of sleeping powder that threatened to put me to sleep too.

"Be careful, little one... you’ve caused enough havoc for today."

So, reaching out a hand, I used a handkerchief to help her with her inexplicable allergy, while with the other I fruitlessly continued trying to give Raina options through the console to stop the conflict.

"... I wonder what I should do."

Thus, I could only look up at the sky, trying to reorganize my thoughts...

"Where the hell are you, Echidna?!"

Releasing my frustrations toward the heavens.


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