I Became the Academy's Kibitz Villain

Chapter 106: Messing Up Is A Hero's Basic Skill (4)



Chapter 106: Messing Up Is A Hero's Basic Skill (4)

chapter 106: messing up is a hero's basic skill (4)

after briefly conversing with my guts.

i sorted out the repertoire of conversations in my mind and dialed the number with resolve.

i didn’t think it would be as easy as it was with baek seol-hee. in the worst-case scenario, i might make yumir my enemy.

but the chief’s command was absolute, and i must follow it.

if the chief had set the direction, then it was the right way, and i must ensure that this path did not get ruined because of me.

“that’s right. if everything gets ruined, i can just move as the goblin of yi maemangnyang after burying do ji-hwan.”

the library’s books could be turned into my private collection after i conquered sejong island. i might not be able to see it immediately, but it would be mine someday in the future.

therefore...

even if my relationship with yumir worsened or was severed, i dared to ‘challenge’.

brring.

“hello? is this student yumir?”

[hello, teacher? it seems you’ve been pretty busy last night?]

yumir jabbed at me from the start.

[i didn’t know you were so busy, teacher. hehe.]

“what do you mean?”

[i wonder. what could i mean? why are you calling now when a lovely female college student texted you last night? right?]

“i was busy with patriotism.”

[.......]l--b1n.

this time, i was taken aback.

[oh, um. well, patriotism, i guess? haha. i saw the news about gangwon-do, and it’s quite a mess....]

“i did.”

when she didn’t understand my beating around the bush, i directly said it.

[uh, um, what...?]

“i said i did it (※beep) with my wife.”

[...wife?]

yumir’s voice fell silent.

“...i see.”

[um, what do you mean... you have a wife?]

“yes.”

[did you ever mention that?]

“i don’t think i’ve mentioned it to you?”

to clarify one thing!

i told baek seol-hee that i was married, but i had not yet told yumir that i was married. instead, i made a joke about the type of woman i would like to marry, and yumir believed i was still single.

[are you married, teacher?]

“yes. we’re a couple.”

[......hmm.]

yumir didn’t say anything.

i waited a moment for her to speak, and soon, i felt a slight chuckle mixed in yumir’s voice.

[a person i know said that all men are wolves.]

that was what the goblin said.

[teacher, did you, despite being married, flirt with a fresh college girl?]

“yes.”

[yes? wow, are you admitting it?]

“yes.”

since i had decided to walk the path of a scoundrel, i might as well be a proud one.

“are you disillusioned?”

[it’s not just disillusionment; i feel like i’m about to turn into a devil.]

“don’t go too far. what if you go to the goblin?”

[i feel like i could half-kill the goblin by cuddling up right now?]

“so you’re saying you’ll spare half?”

[wow. annoying. i might just kill it.]

despite the terrifying words pouring out, i felt my heart pounding with the realization that everything was going according to plan.

[wow, what is this person? is this that thing i’ve heard of... haa. seriously, you make me say things i don’t even want to say! really!!]

as if i couldn’t help but love such a person, i spat out words like a machine gun to prevent yumir from thinking deeply.

“i’m sorry if it was unpleasant.”

[...ah, is this some kind of code language? your side’s code language?]

“your side?”

[why...! something different to express during the recruitment process... ah, no. ah, really...!]

there was a sound as if she was patting her chest, a thumping noise.

[company... ah, no. i misspoke. ha, haha. the weather is quite bright, but the phone conversation is like a slum. ew.]

she might be hitting her chest out of frustration, and that sound seemed to come through the phone.

[may i ask a question? why did you suddenly spill it? did your wife tell you to do so?]

“uh.”

[fact.]

“my wife said so. she asked me to reveal to student yumir that i’m a married man. even after revealing it, she asked me to act the same.”

[isn’t that like setting the stage for a divorce? it seems like she would get angry if you were unfaithful?]

“she even said if we ended up dating, she’d like me to send her the photos we took together.”

[...i feel like all the common sense i’ve built up over my life is collapsing.]

yes.

that was it, yumir.

the beginning of the process of becoming a villain was the collapse of common sense.

[sigh. fine. okay. i got it. hmm, it’s difficult to understand, but let’s assume it’s true. so, why did you choose me? did your wife ask you to seduce me?]

“no.”

that was not it.

“i approached you because you’re yumir. because you’re yumir.”

[why?]

“if a pretty college girl with a good body throws herself at me, it’s not human not to fall for her.”

[... you’re crazy.]

she spat out an insult, but there was a hint of laughter mixed in.

[okay, i get that. i understand up to that point. so... professor.]

yumir’s voice fell again.

[you approached me because you wanted me, and you still want me now, right?]

“yes.”

[what do you mean by that?]

“that’s for student yumir to decide.”

whether she wanted to join as a newcomer at gyeolsa to meet me as the goblin.

or whether she wanted to meet do ji-hwan as a woman.

“what does student yumir think is the answer?”

[why do i have to be the one to answer in this situation?]

“because depending on student yumir’s answer, the way i treat you in the future will also change.”

[......]

yumir didn’t answer.

she seemed to need some time, and i began to get impatient.

i shouldn’t give her time.

if i gave her time, yumir was the type to turn into a villain and shoot a meteor.

rather than the whole earth, it would be aimed at my head.

[alright. ha, hahaha. i feel like i’m going crazy listening to all this nonsense. but... do you know?]

“what?”

[i don’t know how well you know ntr, but most ntr works...]

yumir, with a hint of growling anger, let out a laugh and continued.

[most of them, after coming to the golden sun, become bodies that can’t live without the golden sun.]

“...oh?”

ah.

[let’s continue flirting. let’s see. let’s see how far we can go. let’s see who wins. i’m excited. i’m not an ordinary woman, either. and...]

was this really happening?

[i am, after all, good at taking things away.]


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